Best Roommate Ever?

I don’t know if this guy would be the best roommate ever but this is definitely one of the best Craigslist posts ever!

On August 16, 2011 a 25-year-old “professional marketing agent” from Alabama posted a craigslist ad hoping to find a new roommate in the scary city of San Francisco. At first, you would think living with this guy would be a nightmare which is why is he very careful (and detailed) making sure you know a little about him:

“A bit about me: I’m respectful, quiet, clean and I won’t bother any of your shit. If you leave shit out, I’m just like, “Oh fuck I better not mess with this shit, because it’s not mine.” I turn off lights. I clean toilets. Fuck it. I’ll even cook for you. That’s right! My dad is a chef and taught me everything there is to know about cooking southern cajun cuisine. I’ll fry green tomatoes, cover them with marinated crab meat and smother that shit in bearnaise. EVERY. GODDAMN. NIGHT. Don’t eat meat? That’s fucking FANTASTIC! I’ll make a zucchini and yellow squash carpaccio that will knock your fucking socks off. ”   Check out the rest of this post >>>

What do you think? Would you live with this guy?  He’s got our vote!